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beachlow 

A beachlow is a Bitch on the low. A beachlow is a mix between the words "bitch" and the word "lowkey" beachlow.

Someone who isn't necessarily a total bitch And making it very obvious, Someone who's acting like a bitch but also is very approachable and friendly.

Beachlow is a non offensive slang word for joking around with someone as well instead of calling someone a bitch you could call them a "beachlow" and it won't be taken offensively in fact it might become a habit when talking to meaningful people in your life on the regular basis.

Beachlow is also another way of calling someone a name without them knowing it and not getting yourself caught up in the whole " did you just call me a bitch" situation.
I can't believe that my favorite teacher is acting so mean, what a beachlow !

Person one: yo you wanna play call of duty on Playstation?

Person two: sure but don't cheat like you always do camping out not doing anything.

Person one: that's not cheating!
Person two: that's what a beachlow would say!

Person one: I'm not the beachlow, Your the beachlow you fucking beachlow !

How many "beachlows" did you run into at the DMV?

My mom's acting like such a "beachlow" I wish she would start acting cool again.

Dad: hey how's it going to day son?

Son: not bad beachlow how about you?

Dad: oh I'm doing good! Wait did you call me a "beachlow" ?

Son: yea
Dad: I'm not the "beachlow" your the "beachlow" !
Son: last I checked your the "beachlow"of the "beachlows"
Dad: I'll beat your "beachlow" ass you lil SOB.

Son: (mutters under his breath) fucking beachlow.
beachlow by anonymous November 20, 2022
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This is the last name of a family who are deeply invested in the organizational crime lifestyle. This family is the masterminds of all evil in Canada. This family has had multiple encounters with the law, and are currently under investigation by the detectives of AOA association, for the murder of their own son Adam Bachlow.
"Watch out, I heard the Bachlow's are in town"
"Bachlow a bitch" Said no one ever
"The Bachlow family are the scariest mobsters"
Bachlow by AOA Association March 6, 2025
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026