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be-atch! 

an attempt to modify the highly-overutilised term "bitch", perhaps to set it apart from other uses of the term bitch used to describe dawgs, women, ho's, men, hood-persons, life, bad days, things that is and things that ain't. This term seems a particularly appropriate response to use when a male and female hood-person are in an argument, and she has accurately named his hustlin'/lyin'/disrespectful behavior, ignoring his lame excuses about what he meant to
or didn't mean to do (see below) and he has to resort to name calling:
Shavonda: "I see'd yo' ass wit' dat ho', givin' her crack fo' some pussy! You say I'se de only ho' you gives crack to fo' pussy!"
Cla'Varice: "Baby, you's my only ho'! I didn't know dat was crack."
Shavonda: "but I saw yo' ass takin' her to da motel, and gettin' a room fo' a hour."
Cla'Varice: "I was gonna introduce her to mah man
LeVanderah, so he could fine her a new pimp."
Shavonda: "is dat why you give him Fitty Cent and he give you dat rubbah?"
Cla'Varice: "honey, I juss don't want you to get no clap
now, honey, dass why I wears a rubbah on mah thang."
ShaVonda: "I knew you wuz screwin' utha ho's!"
Cla'Varice: "Be-atch!"
be-atch! by William the White September 1, 2008
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be-atch! 

basically a cool way of sayin bitch
Guy 1: hey dude! can i borrow a quid?
Guy 2: no! wat do u take me for?
Guy 1: please! i really need it for the bus home!
Guy 2: No!
Guy 1: well in that case; F**K YOU be-atch!
be-atch! by bensmyth45 September 7, 2005
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hot assed be-atch 

means the hottest, most stunningly georgous guy ever.
"That Jude law is one hot assed be-atch!"
hot assed be-atch by hannah February 8, 2005
"Beatch!"
beatch by x January 22, 2003
Slang term for bitch made famous by Snoop Doggie Dogg in his song "Gin and Juice".
"We don't love them hoe's we out da door...Beatch!
beatch by Ray Ray October 1, 2003

burger beatch 

a women who loves to make her buns right
oooh u can touch my buns anytime
burger beatch by destiny June 19, 2004

beatch yo ass 

beat your ass
You best step out my face fo i beatch yo ass
beatch yo ass by Pizzlej September 25, 2020
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