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be-atch! 

an attempt to modify the highly-overutilised term "bitch", perhaps to set it apart from other uses of the term bitch used to describe dawgs, women, ho's, men, hood-persons, life, bad days, things that is and things that ain't. This term seems a particularly appropriate response to use when a male and female hood-person are in an argument, and she has accurately named his hustlin'/lyin'/disrespectful behavior, ignoring his lame excuses about what he meant to
or didn't mean to do (see below) and he has to resort to name calling:
Shavonda: "I see'd yo' ass wit' dat ho', givin' her crack fo' some pussy! You say I'se de only ho' you gives crack to fo' pussy!"
Cla'Varice: "Baby, you's my only ho'! I didn't know dat was crack."
Shavonda: "but I saw yo' ass takin' her to da motel, and gettin' a room fo' a hour."
Cla'Varice: "I was gonna introduce her to mah man
LeVanderah, so he could fine her a new pimp."
Shavonda: "is dat why you give him Fitty Cent and he give you dat rubbah?"
Cla'Varice: "honey, I juss don't want you to get no clap
now, honey, dass why I wears a rubbah on mah thang."
ShaVonda: "I knew you wuz screwin' utha ho's!"
Cla'Varice: "Be-atch!"
be-atch! by William the White September 1, 2008
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be-atch! 

basically a cool way of sayin bitch
Guy 1: hey dude! can i borrow a quid?
Guy 2: no! wat do u take me for?
Guy 1: please! i really need it for the bus home!
Guy 2: No!
Guy 1: well in that case; F**K YOU be-atch!
be-atch! by bensmyth45 September 7, 2005
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hot assed be-atch 

means the hottest, most stunningly georgous guy ever.
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Slang term for bitch made famous by Snoop Doggie Dogg in his song "Gin and Juice".
"We don't love them hoe's we out da door...Beatch!
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a women who loves to make her buns right
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beatch yo ass 

You best step out my face fo i beatch yo ass
beatch yo ass by Pizzlej September 25, 2020
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