bazant

A kid who is more whipped then Betty Crocker making a boston cream pie

I was going to go hangout with my friends today but abby bazanted me into going to see a horse run around in circles for 5 hours

by Squid juices October 30, 2013

Byzantophile

People who are sexually aroused to the borders of the Eastern Roman Empire

Dalton: hey look at this map of the Byzantine Empire
Me, a Byzantophile: I have to go to the bathroom

by Ronald k chump November 22, 2019

Bozant Blast

A fusion of Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan. The Bozant Blast was created by a Mountain Dew loving fanatic, named Bozant who the drink is named after. Bozant wanted to take his childhood passion for Mountain Dew and bring it to the world of alcohol, and did ever so beautifully by creating the Bozant Blast. This drink, that contains three shots of C. Mo to every Mountain Dew, has gained popularity on the campuses of Cal Poly, UCSD, and UCD. This spread is the responsibility of the original Bozant Blast disciples, Zant himself, Jeff, and Marty. Through their courage and determination this trio has spread the word of Zantism, and has made the Bozant Blast the special drink it is today.

Hey Bra what are we going to do when I get to Cal Poly?
-Well I got some Dew and C. Mo in the fridge I was hoping we could Bozant Blast it up and then watch some That 70's show. Then later we could Blast it up again and then play grab ass.

by headmaster May 22, 2008

Byzantropy

A measure of the excess bureaucracy within any government, business, organization, economy, etc. In direct analogy with entropy under the 2nd law of thermodynamics, the byzantropy of any established social system can only increase with time. See also byzantine.

Byzantropy is a key factor in preventing older and larger organizations from effectively competing with small start-ups.

by RK_catfish June 24, 2017

Bazante

a very uncommon boy name (fact: only one boy named Bazante in the whole of the great country of the Netherlands). original translation from Swahili is downgoing water.
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.

a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.

furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night

1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!

Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!

2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.

3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.

by Low-E October 10, 2012

Byzantine Empire

The one and only true Roman successor unlike the Holy Roman Empire buttholes.

1. I miss the Byzantine Empire, forget the Holy Roman Empire and Frankish Empires
2. The Byzantine Empire should have won 1453
3. The Byzantine Empire will destroy those Holy Roman Empire Infidels

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Basanta

a basanta is usually a weird guy. very funny and a very caring human being. if you have ound a basanta, you are very lucky.

Guy 1: oh hey this one guy won the worldwide joke contest
Guy 2: it was probably Basanta

by thatoneguythatiscalledjack May 13, 2021