bazant
I was going to go hangout with my friends today but abby bazanted me into going to see a horse run around in circles for 5 hours
bazant by Squid juices October 30, 2013
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Byzantophile
Dalton: hey look at this map of the Byzantine Empire
Me, a Byzantophile: I have to go to the bathroom
Me, a Byzantophile: I have to go to the bathroom
Byzantophile by Ronald k chump November 22, 2019
Related Words
bazant • Bazante • Basant • Byzantine • bazang • Bacant • Bazán • bazanza • Bozant Blast • byzantine beater
Bozant Blast
A fusion of Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan. The Bozant Blast was created by a Mountain Dew loving fanatic, named Bozant who the drink is named after. Bozant wanted to take his childhood passion for Mountain Dew and bring it to the world of alcohol, and did ever so beautifully by creating the Bozant Blast. This drink, that contains three shots of C. Mo to every Mountain Dew, has gained popularity on the campuses of Cal Poly, UCSD, and UCD. This spread is the responsibility of the original Bozant Blast disciples, Zant himself, Jeff, and Marty. Through their courage and determination this trio has spread the word of Zantism, and has made the Bozant Blast the special drink it is today.
Hey Bra what are we going to do when I get to Cal Poly?
-Well I got some Dew and C. Mo in the fridge I was hoping we could Bozant Blast it up and then watch some That 70's show. Then later we could Blast it up again and then play grab ass.
-Well I got some Dew and C. Mo in the fridge I was hoping we could Bozant Blast it up and then watch some That 70's show. Then later we could Blast it up again and then play grab ass.
Bozant Blast by headmaster May 22, 2008
Byzantropy
A measure of the excess bureaucracy within any government, business, organization, economy, etc. In direct analogy with entropy under the 2nd law of thermodynamics, the byzantropy of any established social system can only increase with time. See also byzantine.
Byzantropy is a key factor in preventing older and larger organizations from effectively competing with small start-ups.
Byzantropy by RK_catfish June 24, 2017
Bazante
a very uncommon boy name (fact: only one boy named Bazante in the whole of the great country of the Netherlands). original translation from Swahili is downgoing water.
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.
a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.
furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.
a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.
furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!
Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!
2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.
3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!
2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.
3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
Byzantine Empire
1. I miss the Byzantine Empire, forget the Holy Roman Empire and Frankish Empires
2. The Byzantine Empire should have won 1453
3. The Byzantine Empire will destroy those Holy Roman Empire Infidels
2. The Byzantine Empire should have won 1453
3. The Byzantine Empire will destroy those Holy Roman Empire Infidels
Byzantine Empire by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021
Basanta
a basanta is usually a weird guy. very funny and a very caring human being. if you have ound a basanta, you are very lucky.
Basanta by thatoneguythatiscalledjack May 13, 2021
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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