A unique language that appears similiar to English, yet has it's own words and structural grammar. Bazalonian is spoken by any individual who appears to mis-spell or typo words and/or uses unusual grammar frequently in either real timechat or other written forms of communication.
"Got get me started on the yank masterage of the english language you knuckleheads, your so ognored." Is a good sample of Bazalonian in action.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.