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balumpabump 

A person (usually a girl) who is so obese that one may wonder how a person could let themselves get that big. These people tend to have a spherical/ elliptical shaping because of the incredible amount of fat tissue that eliminates the natural curves of a human being.
**Balumpabump walks in**
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that
balumpabump by jetsman2528 August 7, 2010

Balumpus 

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.
Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slut Carrie gave me a blowjob!
Balumpus by Froat August 12, 2007
A completely stark naked wank.
My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.
Ballum by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008

balumbaling

Ball on ball action. As a result of sex with three or more people generally.
Random Drunk Dude: "How'd the DP go?"
You: "Not bad. There was a little balumbaling going on, but we got it figured out."
balumbaling by sintrovert June 21, 2011
The measurable volume of a man's testicles.
Your ballume is impressively large.
Ballume by landryh69 January 28, 2014

bayoumba 

The legend of Bayoumba spans far and wide. The biggest creature in the land. He is an urban legend who roams to land of Bergen Catholic High School and terrorises everyone in its path. IF YOU SEE BAYOUMBA, RUN.
OH MY GOD ITS BAYOUMBA
bayoumba by BayoumbaHunter11 January 12, 2023