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Bouzouki 

Ted shoved a bouzouki up Scott's ass after the insults would not stop.
Bouzouki by TJK September 18, 2003
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a greek instrument similar to a guitar which is used to play classical greek music. Also is another word for penis
Kyle: Hey Demetri, wanna play indoor tonight?"
Demetri: No, i can't because i have to go home and play my bazouki.
Kyle: Dude, you go home and wank off all the time, play with your bazouki another time
Demetri: No, i wanna go home and splooge.
bazouki by Kyle Bridge June 8, 2008

Bouzouki 

A Greek instrument with eight strings brought to the Irish traditional music scene by an Englishman called Andy Irvine.
"we had a mad sesh last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah we were banging out tunes on the bouzouki!"
Bouzouki by Greekarchitect November 4, 2019

Bouzouki 

Lesbian male that gets bitches that eventually get stolen by closeted gay men.
Damn, Bouzouki's bitches are getting doggystyled by Samaali.
Bouzouki by benjionfan69420 March 11, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026