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Bouzouki 

Ted shoved a bouzouki up Scott's ass after the insults would not stop.
Bouzouki by TJK September 18, 2003
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a greek instrument similar to a guitar which is used to play classical greek music. Also is another word for penis
Kyle: Hey Demetri, wanna play indoor tonight?"
Demetri: No, i can't because i have to go home and play my bazouki.
Kyle: Dude, you go home and wank off all the time, play with your bazouki another time
Demetri: No, i wanna go home and splooge.
bazouki by Kyle Bridge June 8, 2008

Bouzouki 

A Greek instrument with eight strings brought to the Irish traditional music scene by an Englishman called Andy Irvine.
"we had a mad sesh last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah we were banging out tunes on the bouzouki!"
Bouzouki by Greekarchitect November 4, 2019

Bouzouki 

Lesbian male that gets bitches that eventually get stolen by closeted gay men.
Damn, Bouzouki's bitches are getting doggystyled by Samaali.
Bouzouki by benjionfan69420 March 11, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026