2 definitions by Kyle Bridge
a greek instrument similar to a guitar which is used to play classical greek music. Also is another word for penis
Kyle: Hey Demetri, wanna play indoor tonight?"
Demetri: No, i can't because i have to go home and play my bazouki.
Kyle: Dude, you go home and wank off all the time, play with your bazouki another time
Demetri: No, i wanna go home and splooge.
Demetri: No, i can't because i have to go home and play my bazouki.
Kyle: Dude, you go home and wank off all the time, play with your bazouki another time
Demetri: No, i wanna go home and splooge.
by Kyle Bridge May 31, 2008
The ABBACAD theory states that if, in a mutiple choice exam, you follow the pattern A, B, B, A, C, A, D and then repeat the pattern throughout the exam, you will recieve an excellent ressult. Is often employed by idiots who have no direction in life. This theory was tested on 2006 by K. Bridge and a result of 45/80 was achieved. Therefore the theory is infact; true
Demetri: "I'm a dumbass so i am going to use the ABBACAD theory in my final exam"
Kyle: "Good on ya. it always works"
Demetri: "It had better work, otherwise i might have a Pattison Moment
Kyle: "Good on ya. it always works"
Demetri: "It had better work, otherwise i might have a Pattison Moment
by Kyle Bridge June 15, 2008