battlescars 

The scars or temporary wounds sustained in sexual intercourse, usually when one person claws at anothers back with their nails as a result of experiencing an orgasm.

"last night was amazing, look at these battlescars she gave me"

battlescars by Davies1337 May 27, 2008

battlescars 

marks made on one's arms, legs, or other body parts caused by intentional cutting (often emo associated but not necessarily ((lets not stereotype))). These are typically across the street method and are typically only battlescars when they are older or partially healed.

Arms covered in little pinkish marks as though they were battlescars made when he/she was fighting depression...

battlescars by Echo da V May 15, 2011

battlescars 

Having male "love" stains on various garments. Usually includes, but is not limited to, clothing, bed sheets, and porn magazines.

Ahh man I think Darco left mad amounts of battlescars on his blanket. Get it out of here!

battlescars by Yonzo Bs June 11, 2008

battlescars 

Pictures from a night out/party uploaded to the internet (usually a social networking site) including at least one person who did not upload the picture. In particular, pictures in which the participants look intoxicated. I.e. they are put on display and those in the photos are unable to remove them.

Person A: Dude, have you seen the battlescars yet?
Person B: Yea, I can't believe I got my cock out on stage...

battlescars by Stirnz June 10, 2011

Bears, Beets, Battlestar 

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

Bears, Beets, Battlestar by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

battlestar galactica

The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.

Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?

battlestar galactica by PeaTearGriffin December 23, 2005

Battlestar Galactica

The title of a show that was produced in 1978, and again in 2004 as a remake of the original series. The plot follows the crew of the Battlestar Galactica and a fleet of ships as they search for Earth, while all the while being chased by the Cylons, a group of sentient robots that want to destroy humanity.

(from the 2004 Battlestar Galactica series)
Number Six (Cylon model): God has a plan. He has a plan for everything, and everyone.

Battlestar Galactica by crazyrabbits August 9, 2006