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Battle Shits 

A game where you and a friend, or another person, bombs huge, loud shits in the toilet. The rules are simple...

1. Whoever bombs the loudest shit, out of both of you, sinks your battle shit.

2. Farts are included.

3. The game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest shit.

4. Have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.
Guy Numero Uno: *Bombs a garganutious piece of shit with a little poot at the end*

Guy Numero Dos: Dammit, you sunk my battle shit!
Battle Shits by Nippy August 25, 2005
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battle shits 

The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.

In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.
This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.

The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.
battle shits by Jip! January 26, 2007

Battle Shits 

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins
"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"
Battle Shits by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015

Wine Bottle Shits 

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.
I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.
Wine Bottle Shits by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009

coke bottle shits 

Also known as CBS.
This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.
That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the coke bottle shits all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself.
coke bottle shits by -d September 16, 2008

Battleshots 

A drinking game. Battleship, except the ships are shots. Best played in teams, with a homemade board large enough that the shots can be placed as ships.
Player 1: Let's play Battleshots! I will go first...E5.

Player 2: Hit! (takes shot)
Battleshots by ClubSkyline January 18, 2011

battleshit

a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.
battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.
battleshit by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005