battle dick 

When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.

Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.

battle dick by Dr. T. Urtle July 20, 2019

battle dicks

A game where two guys slap their flaccid penises together. The first guy to get an erection loses.

Let's have another arousing round of "Battle Dicks!"

battle dicks by Dave Boswell November 7, 2006

battle dicks royale 

Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.

Lets not have a war for this area, lets just have a nice and peaceful match of Battle dicks royale.

battle dicks royale by I Know Weird Stuff May 15, 2016

Wine-Bottle Dick 

A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.

This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.

Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"

Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"

Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wine-Bottle Dick by Mimaloma November 20, 2010

Bottle Dick 

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

Bottle Dick by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

Coke Bottle Dick 

Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.

I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!

Coke Bottle Dick by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024

dick in a bottle 

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

dick in a bottle by D-Soul January 8, 2012