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battle bun 

A hairstyle worn by female police officers in central Minnesota. The Battle Bun is oft displayed by those with flowing locks worn in a restrained fashion while on patrol duty. The officer’s flow is pulled tightly in a bun and secured directly on top of the head to avoid hair being pulled during enforcement activities. This tactic requires the skill of an experienced hair technician.

A modification of the “Battle Bun” can be sliding it to the back of the head and adding braids along the sides to appear more girly or approachable
I wouldn’t even think of fighting that female cop. She’s rocking the Battle Bun, so you know she’s prepared to kick some ass.
battle bun by Turd Ferguson 5 October 16, 2022
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Battle of bunker hill 

When you pull out and smack your partner in the ass after having dirty anal sex, in which shit gets all over their ass. Quickly wipe the sheets with it and turn them around and shove their face in the shit wiped sheets.
Last night, your gay brother and I totally had a battle of bunker hill.

battlehuntz 

a menace to society. should be killed on sight.
battlehuntz: do you like sonic *pisses on sonic colors ultimate switch cartridge*
battlehuntz by sussyfartballs6969 September 16, 2021

battleblunt 

The activity of playing Star Wars Battlefront whilst smoking copious amounts of marijuana.
Hey mate you look sad and its 20 minutes past 4 o'clock, fancy some 'battleblunt' to cheer you up?

Brittle Battlebones Syndrome

When a person plays Battlefield online so much they get Carpal Tunnel
Joseph could not participate in the Battlefield tournament due to Brittle Battlebones Syndrome.

Battlebus 

The art of getting drunk, then lost, at a show or festival. Eventually turning up some hours later with dirty feet, a pocket full of traders business cards, and no memory of how or why.
Where's .......?

No idea he's gone completely battlebus.

Or

Have you seen ........?
Nope he's gone Battlebus last I time I saw him he was tucking into a colostomy bag of wine

Or

Don't worry about ................ he's gone Battlebus again
Battlebus by ahay! July 12, 2010

Bunny Bottle Whore 

A slut surviving off a bunny water bottle in your closet.
Oh Mike, let me out! I'm tired of being your bunny bottle whore!

Oh Lisa, shut up in there you stupid bunny bottle whore!
Bunny Bottle Whore by AmichaelG1 January 3, 2010