batch towell

the material used to clean jism up after the act masterbation is complete

Joe hasnt washed his batch towell in weeks

batch towell by snowowl February 14, 2006

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

Samoan Bath Towel by fmitga July 19, 2011

Bath Towel 

1. A much more polite term used to describe someone willing to be treated like a "cum rag".

2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.

A: So what happened last night?
B: Dude! She was a total bath towel!

Bath Towel by eggsandmoreeggs February 14, 2022

beaner bath towel 

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

beaner bath towel by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016

Towel Bitch 

(n) One who must wait on the shore with the articles that belong to the group while everyone else gets to frolic and play in the water.

Mitch, you're going to be the Towel Bitch because we have first dibs on the ocean.

Towel Bitch by Cor007 July 4, 2011