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basting the turkey 

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Slang for masturbating
Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.

Girl 2: what did you do?

Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
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Basting the Turkey • Basting the Baby • basting the bread • basting the ham • basting the meat • bashing the bishop • Baiting the hook • bashing the bish • bashing the candle • Bashing the meat

Basting the Turkey 

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(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.
Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
Basting the Turkey by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009
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Basting the Turkey 

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When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!
Basting the Turkey by KyleRM December 29, 2007
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Basting the turkey 

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The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.
Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.
Basting the turkey by Axell Spy February 20, 2011
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Basting The Turkey 

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A girl wears a turkey hat and while pulling on the legs and making the turkey noise (gobble gobble) the guy cums in her face.
I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.
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Grindset

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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
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