Bastardabhi

A callous and balding man-child who is turned on by women who file frivolous court cases against him and who have live-in "serious" boyfriends. Highly narcissistic and a pathological liar. Will end up old, bitter, alone, and bald.

I don't even want to think about what Bastardabhi and Whorsea were doing in that car. The horrors.

by Disgusted1 May 30, 2008

Bastardship

1. The quality or condition of a thing or act being a bastard.

2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.

John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!

by HarrassaOfHalicarnassa July 4, 2009

Bastardaciousness

to be a bastard with such flair that people cannot help but admire you.

Kyle, showing a level bastardaciousness he didn't know he possessed, refused to have any of Chloe's milkshake. Even though it was better than everyone else's.

by slitterpuff February 28, 2009

bastardation

A Noun meaning horrible, shitty, or just in general bad. Usually used to describe a bad version of an original, such as "The bastardation of the song." or "The bastardised version."

"A bastardation of the new movie is coming out in December...."

"The worst bastardation..ever.."

by ~The Sandman~ November 24, 2007

bastardarization

1. A common misspelling of bastardization.
2. Setting a new standard in being a bastard.

1. That night, they were invited to dine with Piop'l—that's what they called themselves, and the anthropologists thought that this was a bastardarization of the English world, "people." They ate well, meat, leaves, tubers, and some thick fleshy flowers that tasted very sweet.

(From: www.fanfiction.net/s/2097857/5/Finding_Memory)

2. Your bastardarization of ringing on a doorbell and running away prank involves leaving a flaming bag of shit on the front door while filming the victim trying to put it away and then proceed to quickly upload the video to youtube.

by manigordo December 4, 2010

BastardBitch

A term of endearment usually referring to another person.

Hey BastardBitch! How are you doing?

by Michael November 20, 2003