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bass master 

a sexual position where in doggy style the man puts his knee on the small of the womans back, reaches over and fishhooks her and pulls back like he is trying to reel in a fish.
Ray: Hey Evan why is your finger all messed up?

Ben: Oh you didnt hear?!?!?!

Evan: She bit my finger mid bass master.
bass master by erkwon October 9, 2008
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Bass Master 

A female who will constantly put herself down or be over-modest to fish and shimmy for a compliment out of a male counterpart.
DEBBIE: This shirt makes me look ugly, I can't believe i wore this to the movies...
MIKE: 'The Dark Knight' was really good.
DEBBIE: I wish i didn't look so ugly right now...
MIKE: Oh.
DEBBIE: ..you think I'm ugly right now?
MIKE: No. I told you that you looked good three times already, stop being such a damn Bass Master you cunt!
*Mike smacks Debbie*
Bass Master by Jonnie C. August 18, 2008

bass master 

one who has the abillity to concure bass in any lake without being in a touniment. it is simply just having the skill to find and catch bass without fish finders or high tech gear, just instinct and a good rod, reel and knowing what lures to use to go with it. really if you love bass fishing that much that it makes you happy then you truly are a bass master
look at that lunker earl caught, he truly is a bass master
bass master by david the bravid August 23, 2005

Shaolin Bass Master 

One who plays bass guitar with such skill and presence that their style appears as that of a martial art. Could theoretically be used in a fight. Typically unorthodox, self-taught, and heavy-handed.
Jamus: Wow, dude, you swing that bass around like a weapon!

Zach: Yeah man, gotta keep the crowd back.

Jamus: You're a goddamn Shaolin Bass Master!
Shaolin Bass Master by SharkBass028 November 19, 2011

bassmaster 

A woman who swallows when performing oral sex, thus keeping her bounty for herself. The opposite of catch and release.
That girl doesn't catch and release; she's a true bassmaster.
bassmaster by rrrrrrrrrrrrr August 24, 2010

bassmaster 

1: One who is skilled at bass fishing.

2: A magazine about professional bass fishing by ESPN Outdoors.
I am the BASSMASTER!
bassmaster by bob September 8, 2004

bassmaster 

What your friends call you when you fuck a chick that looks like a fish. Usually used in a derogatory manner.
Dude, after he did it with Bridget he was the BassMaster!
bassmaster by Wooz November 11, 2004
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