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based balls 

Based balls were basically the first name for crack during it's intial years, circa 85-88. Crack first appeared on the streets of NYC in about 1985, although freebase was smoked prior to that, the addition of baking soda created a whole new monster. Based balls was what the "Wild Cowboys" gang called their first batch of potent crack to hit the street in large numbers.
The Wild Cowboys were a notorious gang based mainly in Washington Heights, Manhattan and parts of the South Bronx. Based balls were sold at many spots throughout both The Heights and in the Bronx. they usually came in large, cooked up rocks in vials sold for $20 and up. The reason they choose the name was because they resembled tinier sized baseballs
Crack known as "Based Balls" was strictly a New York Ccity term, known mostly in Washington Heights. Although crack spread to all of the boroughs, and nationwide, based balls was a name used solely by the infamous Cowboys to solidify their reign as crack kings of the 80's and early 90's.
Based Balls were first sold at 174th and Audubon where the Wild cowboys ruled the streets.
based balls by Lenny Sepulveda November 13, 2006
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Baked balls 

Your eyes when you get baked muthafucka!
Person 1: can you tell im high?
Person 2: yeah you got them baked balls brotha.
Baked balls by StonyGreek April 27, 2021

Base on balls

Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.
Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
Base on balls by Stormstopper October 1, 2011

Base My Balls 

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.
Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.
Base My Balls by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018

balls on bases 

When a lacrosse player takes a baseball player and tee bags him on a baseball plate till his mouth bleeds. Then the lacrosse player pulls out a chainsaw and cuts his head off.
tee bag n kill baseball players means balls on bases

Base Ball 

1) America's #1 sport.

2) A default screen name used by users who registers into MLB message board without creating thier own screen names; commonly used by trolls and people who are too lazy to think up their own screen name.
1) The Yankees are the best team in baseball!!!

2) DAMN!!! GET A REAL SCREEN NAME YOU DIPSHIT!!!
Base Ball by sommers November 25, 2004

base ball 

A user on the major league baseball forums who is too stupid, lazy or uncreative to come up with a real user name. Usually posts illiterate, meaningless garbage.
Can be found on pretty much any mlb message board.
base ball by kolohe61 March 6, 2005
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