Bartlett High School 

some school in the town of bartlett illinois in u-forty shit where the grades seem high but the students are higher. while a multitude of gangsters plague the school at first glance, don't be fooled, they're just crackhead dumbasses who think they're the shit from the "ghetto" village their high school is located in. finally just got their own fucking football field like 2 yrs ago instead of having to borrow from other schools in the area. typically overshadowed by their newer and more athletically successful neighbors, south elgin high school, made most notable by south elgin freshmen calling us "fartlett". however, while south elgin's academy simply teaches incoming poindexters how to use video cameras and become a valued part of the media, bartlett's S.T.E.M academy students either learn to develop and supply chemical methamphetamine to the rest of the school or build health-related and physical abominations in their workshops in their free time. although bartlett has its fair share of rich ass snobs and junkies, don't be fooled, their GPA is completely held up by the geeky ass engineers who spend 34 hours a day on quantum physics and their science fair projects. our principal is the only fucking soul in the entire building with school spirit, and believe me, whereever the hell he's getting his good, I wanna know.

and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw

Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah

Bartlett High School by crunchycrispy June 4, 2021

Bartlett High School 

A U-46 school in Bartlett, IL. Everyone at this school does some sort of drug, whether it be nicotine or dabs. Most people are just privileged kids losing their Juuls and wasting money on pods, posh’s and othee type of nic device and the kids are also overly annoying, it’s a school filled with way too many white freshman sluts, where pornstars are also born and people can get their dick sucked in the bathrooms or stairways, or where freshman kids go missing from a fight and people don’t know if he’s still alive. The staffs cool though, they don’t do much but stand around and pop kids from time to time but hey it’s their job to do something. The sports are alright depending on the actual sport, most people at Bartlett just get annoyed from south Elgin freshman saying BartlettK too much. Otherwise the schools chill

Student from another school: Hey, you ever hear about if that kids still missing after getting confronted

Student from Bartlett high school:nah I don’t know where he’s been, but you tryna go smack this junk in the bathroom?

Bartlett High School by Somekidfrombhs12 April 14, 2019

bartlett high school il 

Home of the 9-0 freshman

Dam those freshman are better than are varsity team here at bartlett high school il!

bartlett high school il by Who's man2 November 6, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004