bartle skeet 

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet 

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

Bartle Skeet 

Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.

Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water

Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018

mountain bartle skeet 

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew

Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.

mountain bartle skeet by msvxt November 14, 2017

Mountain Bartle Skeet 

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists

hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet

Mountain Bartle Skeet by guyinthebushes March 8, 2018

bartleskeet

only the best brew of all time, the mountain dew bartleskeet

hey cleetus, toss me another bartleskeet

bartleskeet by M1ke Honcho December 21, 2018