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safe way of calling someone a bastard
That bastid! he stole my shiet
bastids by Jerry Hatrick August 5, 2005
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A term used to greet a Bro that you haven’t seen in awhile
What’s up ya dirty bastid”
Bastid by chHAad February 20, 2021
A bastard who's stupidity is prone to life threatening idiocy
Tyler suffers from an incurable disease known as bastidicy.

The dog was being bastistic trying to get the ball which was actually a picture.
Bastidicy by Cupcake and Peaches August 22, 2010
Phrase commonly yelled while watching the greatest left handed reliever of all time, Antonio Bastardo of the Philadelphia Phillies.
That Bastid just struck out the side 1-2-3!
Bastid by Bastardo's Bastids May 31, 2011

barstinence 

Not drinking alcool for a fixed time frame. Often self-imposed, the day following a serious lash.
- Wanna go to the pub tonight?
- Naaah I'm still recovering from yesterday pub crawl. 48h barstinence for me!
barstinence by krayme July 15, 2013
Slang pronunciation of bastard, usually by New Yorkers, emphasis on the "bast"
"That little bastid, he ruined my shoes."
bastid by Anthony S. May 14, 2005