barstid

(noun) A more Scottish way of saying "bastard."

Look, ye barstid, Ah doon't like et!
Donnae be such a barstid, ye barstid.

by TravisTomJay July 21, 2006

bastids

safe way of calling someone a bastard

That bastid! he stole my shiet

by Jerry Hatrick August 5, 2005

Bastid

A term used to greet a Bro that you haven’t seen in awhile

“What’s up ya dirty bastid”

by chHAad February 20, 2021

Bastidicy

A bastard who's stupidity is prone to life threatening idiocy

Tyler suffers from an incurable disease known as bastidicy.

The dog was being bastistic trying to get the ball which was actually a picture.

by Cupcake and Peaches August 22, 2010

Bastid

Phrase commonly yelled while watching the greatest left handed reliever of all time, Antonio Bastardo of the Philadelphia Phillies.

That Bastid just struck out the side 1-2-3!

by Bastardo's Bastids May 31, 2011

barstinence

Not drinking alcool for a fixed time frame. Often self-imposed, the day following a serious lash.

- Wanna go to the pub tonight?
- Naaah I'm still recovering from yesterday pub crawl. 48h barstinence for me!

by krayme July 15, 2013

bastid

Slang pronunciation of bastard, usually by New Yorkers, emphasis on the "bast"

"That little bastid, he ruined my shoes."

by Anthony S. May 14, 2005