bare mcminimum 

When an employee decides to “quiet quit” their job in a lower paid role such as a fast-food restaurant. See also “mcminimum wage”. Recent reports suggest they can be awful places to work in.

“How’s your job going in Maccy D’s, Jaydon?”
“It’s shit bruv, I’m just doing bare Mcminimum fam.”

bare mcminimum by Wight Eggy January 9, 2024

Bare Minimum Twitter 

People who are easily impressed, if not infatuated, by basic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, being nice, etc.

Bare Minimum Twitter be like: He can cook?? Marry him sis there aren't many left!!!

Bare Minimum Twitter by wokeassbitch00 January 26, 2018

Bare Minimum Rule 

When a person gets an overwhelming amount of praise for doing the bare minimum of human decency.

They definitely got covered the bare minimum rule. They didn’t say “the N word” along with the song!

She didn’t say anything about that girl’s weight! good job with the bare minimum rule.

Wow, bare minimum rule. He went to the bar and didn’t hook up with a random chick that wasn’t his girlfriend!

Bare Minimum Rule by MiniGeekGirl June 27, 2020

Bare minimum bitch 

When you don't prioritize someone (usually someone you're dating) and/or their needs, so they become your bare minimum bitch because they're accepting the bare minimum from you.

Todd: Sorry I didn't text you back for 5 days, I was doing random shit for a few days lol

Taylor: Nuh uh, get the hell outta here with that BS. I ain't no bare minimum bitch!

Bare minimum bitch by conecreame October 27, 2019

Bare Minimum Bandit

One of the greatest clans and most skilled bandits on the world

Joey became a Bare Minimum Bandit and stole my milk carton, but not my milk.

Bare Minimum Bandit by The True Ram and BMNB Captin June 30, 2016

Bare Minimum Friday 

A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.

Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!

Bare Minimum Friday by Dakintosh January 15, 2022

BMB (Bare Minimum Bitch) 

A female that accepts minimal attention, respect, time, love, admiration, and affection from her mate.

I feel sorry for her. She’s a BMB (Bare Minimum Bitch). Her man man knows she doesn’t have a car or a house. He makes lots of money and only bought her a bike. Wow!

BMB (Bare Minimum Bitch) by Sherëmy July 28, 2022