barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)

I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.

barbed shit by wooob July 6, 2008

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe 

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe by octopod August 25, 2004

barber pole shit 

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.

I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

barber pole shit by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

Shit Barned by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019