barbecution

Execution by barbecue

The inmates on death row at Pelican Bay State are given an alternative to the chair or the needle: barbecution.

Barbecution simplifies the purge process of death row inmates by combining the "last meal" with the execution.

by Jawshow December 24, 2008

barbecuing alone

having a good old fashioned wank

1) that picture you gave me worked as lighter fluid for when i was barbecuing alone

2) my mum caught me barbecuing alone

by ledengary March 25, 2013

babecation

When your wife, girlfriend, lover, partner, etc. leaves on a very much needed vacation.

Cree: "Is that you?"
Mary: "Yes."
Cree: "I gotta get outta here." "Jethro's driving me crazy."
"I need a vacation bad.
Mary: "Uh oh." "A babecation?"
Cree: "You got it." "Hurry, come now n' git me."

by jethrojones August 25, 2012

Barbecunion

The act of marriage or performing nuptials combined with BBQ and Beer

I was invited to a great barbecunion! Brisket, Beers and Vows! Ain't nothing better!

by NotDrDre May 16, 2016

barbecunion

Getting hitched simultaneously cooking insane amounts of meats over an open flame.

That was a wicked barbecunion.

by NotDrDre May 16, 2016

Barbecuing alone

The definition of “masturbation by your self”

As James “Jimmy” Maloney once said “my most embarrassing moment was mum walking in on me barbecuing alone”

by Brinddy October 14, 2021

barbecuticle

This condition occurs to the hands after eating barbeque. Symptoms include residual sauce or meat in the cuticles. The smoky smell is also an indication.

The cookout last weekend was great; too bad I still have barbecuticle. My boss mentioned a smoky smell in my office all week.

by PineNutButter November 20, 2009