bang maid 

a woman who cooks, and clean up, and somebody that will do everything you say. And you get to bang her too.

Charlie: And I'll tell you what else, you're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.

Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.

bang maid by BenWeasel December 21, 2007

bangmaid 

1)A maid that is for banging.
2)One who cooks and cleans without complaining or even talking too much, and then you can have sex with her/him.

Not to be confused with wife/spouse because it is in fact far far better.

Originally used on the hit tv series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Bangmaid, go wash my socks and then suck on this for a while.

Bangmaid, did I tell you that you could come out of your closet?

When I work hard all day, all I ask is that my bangmaid cleans the goddamn house, cook my dinner and lick my balls. Is that too much to ask?

bangmaid by Laura Shortner February 28, 2008

BangMaid 

The Ideal wife:

She cooks, she cleans, and lets you bang when you want, however you want.

Guy 1: What's a BangMaid?

Guy 2: A Woman who cooks, cleans, and lets you bang whenever you want, however you want.

Guy 1: Sounds like my soulmate.

Guy 2: Soulmate, housewife, same thing.

BangMaid by nodicnorites September 22, 2022