bangmaid 

1)A maid that is for banging.
2)One who cooks and cleans without complaining or even talking too much, and then you can have sex with her/him.

Not to be confused with wife/spouse because it is in fact far far better.

Originally used on the hit tv series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Bangmaid, go wash my socks and then suck on this for a while.

Bangmaid, did I tell you that you could come out of your closet?

When I work hard all day, all I ask is that my bangmaid cleans the goddamn house, cook my dinner and lick my balls. Is that too much to ask?

bangmaid by Laura Shortner February 28, 2008

BangMaid 

The Ideal wife:

She cooks, she cleans, and lets you bang when you want, however you want.

Guy 1: What's a BangMaid?

Guy 2: A Woman who cooks, cleans, and lets you bang whenever you want, however you want.

Guy 1: Sounds like my soulmate.

Guy 2: Soulmate, housewife, same thing.

BangMaid by nodicnorites September 22, 2022

bang maid 

a woman who cooks, and clean up, and somebody that will do everything you say. And you get to bang her too.

Charlie: And I'll tell you what else, you're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.

Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.

bang maid by BenWeasel December 21, 2007

Bangmail 

Using blackmail form a previous sexual encounter to bang someone again, or one of their friends. (or family member)

"If you don't get Nicole to sleep with me, I will show this bangmail all around the office, Holly."

Bangmail by Rune Lar December 31, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004