band teacher 

1. A Band Geek's idol/hero
2. The person you almost called "Mommy" or "Dad"
3. The only teacher that stays from 6am to 5pm in the school
4. Your second Mother or Father
5. The only person you see all day at school

Band geek: I'm gonna go see the band teacher now...
Wanna be Band geek: Can I come!?!
Band geek: No Mrs.Mommmy.. I mean Mrs.Miceli said you have to join Band first!!
Wanna be Band geek: Band teacher shmand teacher Im going!!
Band geek: My mommy my mommy!!!! I mean uhhhh....

band teacher by Bandgeek17 September 21, 2007

Pedo Band Teacher 

1. When a band teacher has her 13 year old student fuck her with a flute. As this happens she queefs into the flute, playing it thru the pussy.
2. When a band teacher fucks her underage student on top the piano keys in such a way it plays Beethoven.
3. When a horny band teacher gets her 12 year old student to fuck her with his tromboner.

Dude I totally nailed my Pedo Band Teacher.

Pedo Band Teacher by Bridgett Szychulski March 22, 2017

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022