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band teacher 

1. A Band Geek's idol/hero
2. The person you almost called "Mommy" or "Dad"
3. The only teacher that stays from 6am to 5pm in the school
4. Your second Mother or Father
5. The only person you see all day at school
Band geek: I'm gonna go see the band teacher now...
Wanna be Band geek: Can I come!?!
Band geek: No Mrs.Mommmy.. I mean Mrs.Miceli said you have to join Band first!!
Wanna be Band geek: Band teacher shmand teacher Im going!!
Band geek: My mommy my mommy!!!! I mean uhhhh....
band teacher by Bandgeek17 September 21, 2007
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Pedo Band Teacher 

1. When a band teacher has her 13 year old student fuck her with a flute. As this happens she queefs into the flute, playing it thru the pussy.
2. When a band teacher fucks her underage student on top the piano keys in such a way it plays Beethoven.
3. When a horny band teacher gets her 12 year old student to fuck her with his tromboner.
Dude I totally nailed my Pedo Band Teacher.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026