band teacher

1. A Band Geek's idol/hero
2. The person you almost called "Mommy" or "Dad"
3. The only teacher that stays from 6am to 5pm in the school
4. Your second Mother or Father
5. The only person you see all day at school

Band geek: I'm gonna go see the band teacher now...
Wanna be Band geek: Can I come!?!
Band geek: No Mrs.Mommmy.. I mean Mrs.Miceli said you have to join Band first!!
Wanna be Band geek: Band teacher shmand teacher Im going!!
Band geek: My mommy my mommy!!!! I mean uhhhh....

band teacher by Bandgeek17 September 21, 2007

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Pedo Band Teacher

1. When a band teacher has her 13 year old student fuck her with a flute. As this happens she queefs into the flute, playing it thru the pussy.
2. When a band teacher fucks her underage student on top the piano keys in such a way it plays Beethoven.
3. When a horny band teacher gets her 12 year old student to fuck her with his tromboner.

Dude I totally nailed my Pedo Band Teacher.

Pedo Band Teacher by Bridgett Szychulski March 22, 2017

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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