banana tease Share definition Flag A person who eats a banana, or any phallic food, in away that suggests oral sex. "Dude, look at suzie lickin' that astro pop." "Yahh. What a banana tease." banana tease by chika kow keechow October 18, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the banana tease mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch