banana monkey

Someone who loves sucking cock.

Give Tiffany a few martinis and she turns into a total Banana monkey

by theBigBubba January 28, 2007

chocolate banana monkey

A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.

I was a chocolate banana monkey last night.

by Crushed red peppers October 31, 2015

3 Banana Monkey

An update on the expression as happy as a dog with 2 dicks, popularised from the youtube video of a monkey that upon receipt of a 3rd banana runs round its cage then masturbates furiously

He's as happy as a 3 banana monkey

by Bog Pete March 11, 2013

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

by Renkari October 14, 2021

monkey's banana

Something that's pretty hip and groovy

Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!

by Alexjandro de Tron October 5, 2013

monkey banana

These 2 words can be used at anytime, and infact do not have a proper definition the point is to confuse.

If you radomly say these words midsentance or even in a silence the other person/people will either believe you are insane or question whether you actually did say it at all (making them think they might be insane).

by Roswell February 3, 2004

Pack of Banana-less Monkeys

A group of people who have gone insane due to lack of direction or focus.

Trump supporters are a Pack of Banana-less Monkeys who will say, do, and believe anything Dear Leader tells them.

by Nartal January 11, 2020