banana flattener

(n) A weak typhoon or hurricane that is only strong enough to knock down banana plants. Guam slang.

We thought that Typhoon Omar was going to be nothing but a banana flattener, but then it turned into a supertyphoon.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Flatten A Banana

To have sex with someone.

Hey, bro. Wanna hang out later?

Sorry but I gotta go flatten a banana.

by sexinatacostand February 28, 2011