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A self centered poor-mannered person who can never admit he's right, as well as willing to go as far as to target anyone he feels as a threat.
Me: "Dude, my dad was such an asshole, he can't admit he's wrong."
Friend: "Man, what a Balota!"
Balota by cryed April 1, 2021
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badottas 

breasts, boobs, boozums, the thing that hang from a woman's chest piece

breasteses
badottas by John Blazee December 27, 2007
A way to call somebody a shit box or a dumbass when they get ZERO buckets in a basketball game, so basically you're calling them trash.
BRO!! how do you play 30 minutes and have 0 points? you're such a balota.
balota by unknown man dk November 4, 2020

Eric Bilotta

When you risk your life for something fun
Dude! Let’s Eric Bilotta this trip man!
Jenny pulled an Eric Bilotta while having sex with Craig last night.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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