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ballstaff 

masturbating with your left hand while giuding it with your right
" my right hand is bandeged up so i had to ballstaff it last night
ballstaff by David the bravid July 6, 2005
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tallstaffed 

Bitch wouldnt shut up so I tallstaffed her cross the mouth.
tallstaffed by zeldafan678 December 12, 2009
This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.
I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.
ballstack by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

Bullstuff 

A TV-friendly version of "bullshit".
"Bullstuff mothalova!"
Bullstuff by Hollaback1212 January 5, 2009

Ballstiff 

an exclaimation or term of excitement capable of describing both a positive or negative situation. An adverb and adjective for all occassions
"That band played a BALLSTIFF set last night" or "My parents grounded me for downloading porn onto my mums laptop... total BALLSTIFF"
Ballstiff by ddoobley February 23, 2010
an internet personality who uploads videos on Rumble.com
BALLSNIFF IS A F*GGOT!!!!! LMAO

ballstacio 

A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.
Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"
ballstacio by apieceofshit April 21, 2011
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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