ballstacio

A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.

Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"

by apieceofshit April 21, 2011

ballstack

This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.

I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.

by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

ballacious

not true, incorrect fact, bullshit,crap,shit, and fucked up

Man that aint true, that is ballacious.
What the hell thats ballaicous.

by Mr Jesse May 4, 2006

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

Ballsteadious

The condition of being so talented at every aspect of life from walking the dog to jumping over a 6'11 man and dunking it, the only thing that holds back this condition is his fat ass.

There naturally giftd and good at everything but the fatness offsets and generally causes the victim to be average to below average..

Ballsteadious aslo smells llike shit.

Man Jeff was so good at basketball but now he's showing signs of ballsteadious...

" yeah he has been eating alot "

by BcomeLegendary July 11, 2009

ballsacpotatoes

a slang word that was developed on the streets of beckenham perth by teenagers meaning cool or good

(that car is ballsacpotatoes), that guy is really ballsacpotatoes

by thundercakes May 23, 2011

ballslarious

1. Extremely funny
2. Humor involving a beachball
3. The exact square root of my left toe
4. So funny that your testicles fall off.
5. What happens when you eat a muffin
6. 89 times the age of reason divided by your mother's maiden name

coming from a true weed head.....thats ballslarious

by GregKennedyMadeThisWordUp November 7, 2005