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ballstacio 

A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.
Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"
ballstacio by apieceofshit April 21, 2011
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This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.
I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.
ballstack by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

ballacious 

not true, incorrect fact, bullshit,crap,shit, and fucked up
Man that aint true, that is ballacious.
What the hell thats ballaicous.
ballacious by Mr Jesse May 4, 2006

ballstache 

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.
While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.
ballstache by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

Ballsteadious 

The condition of being so talented at every aspect of life from walking the dog to jumping over a 6'11 man and dunking it, the only thing that holds back this condition is his fat ass.

There naturally giftd and good at everything but the fatness offsets and generally causes the victim to be average to below average..

Ballsteadious aslo smells llike shit.
Man Jeff was so good at basketball but now he's showing signs of ballsteadious...

" yeah he has been eating alot "
Ballsteadious by BcomeLegendary July 11, 2009

ballsacpotatoes 

a slang word that was developed on the streets of beckenham perth by teenagers meaning cool or good
(that car is ballsacpotatoes), that guy is really ballsacpotatoes

ballslarious 

1. Extremely funny
2. Humor involving a beachball
3. The exact square root of my left toe
4. So funny that your testicles fall off.
5. What happens when you eat a muffin
6. 89 times the age of reason divided by your mother's maiden name
coming from a true weed head.....thats ballslarious
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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