balls across the nose

"Dude, that movie "K-PAX" was balls across the nose!"
by Colonel Turdburglar July 21, 2005
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Balls Across the Nose

"Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to teabagging, where a male will drape his testicles across the bridge of another person's nose. The "victim" is often inebriated, unconscious, or in an otherwise compromising position.
I was scared that if I dipped my nuts in Tim's mouth that he'd clamp down on them like a fox in a leg trap. So, I took the safe root and just went Balls Across the Nose. Don't worry, it was just as funny - and we got pictures.
by Time4SumAksion January 30, 2007
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