(abbrev. BMB) Condition suffered by voters in states where elections include an overabundance of confusing ballot measures. Often suffered after watching an endless barrage of equally confusing ads for and against said measures.
Guy #1: Dude. How are you going to vote on measure 30?
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1: BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.
A state of extreme physical or mental fatigue that results from having to fill out a ballot in which Tom Cotton is a candidate for the Senate again.
βOh my god, is Tom Cotton on the ballot again? Canβt we come up with a better candidate in Arkansas than this joker? I get ballot exhaustion every time I see his name.β
An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.
There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prison record--just another Soviet ballot.
After you're donesleeping with a girl, you tell her you have to work early and leave. Only to come back between 3 and 4 am to sneak in and take a dump on her chest.
Man, Kimmie thought she won because I left, little did she know she would fall victim to the Pennsylvania Ballot Dump. I WIN!