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ballership 

n: when a normal scholarship gives you an added bonus that you were unaware of

n: a basketball scholarship
1. Calvin" dude i got that hispanic chamber of commerce scholarship!! and they called me a week later to let me know i have a 3 day 2 night all expenses trip paid to washington d.c. .
jake" wow man thats not a scholarship thats a ballership"

2. Jerome got a ballership cause he's 6'8'' and can dunk.
ballership by jakeygoo April 26, 2011
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Ballership 

The most prestigious certification granted to a man of baller status. The embodiment of awesomeness. Usually awarded to someone who has a great sense of humor, loves sports (except for baseball and cricket), is bilingual (usually english and arabic), gets straight A's, smokes hookah, and drives at least 20 miles above the speed limit.
Mo: Dude.. did you see that goal safwat scored?
Joe: yeah dude.. Ballership!

or

Mo: Dude.. this hummos tastes really good..
Joe: yeah dude.. Ballership!
Ballership by saf29 September 5, 2010

Ballbershop

A location where a man can receive a haircut on his testicles.
Wes went down to the ballbershop and got a little taken off the top and bottom.
Ballbershop by Moverandshaker August 9, 2012

Baidership 

The laws that must imply, when you become a baider
Im now a Don, i must now read the laws of baidership
Baidership by BOOMA KING November 7, 2011

Bantership 

A term for friendhsips mostly based upon playful insults with no malicious intent, a.ka. banter.
"God, all Sophie and Louise do is bicker."

"Well yeah, that's because they have a bantership"
Bantership by MissSparrow07 January 10, 2012

ballerhino 

David has been taking ballet lessons for 4 years, he is a ballerhino
ballerhino by blitztheunicorn August 26, 2012

Barbership 

When your best friends with your barber, this can be called a barbership.
Bro...Did you just mess up my hair? Sorry, our barbership is over.
Barbership by RiderOfWhite September 21, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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