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a common way white people mispell the word "ballin".
Patrick is white, Patrick thinks he is "ballen", wrong.
ballen by Sarrrrahhhhhhh November 1, 2007
Ballen is a sexy motherfucker he is so beautiful everyone wants to fuck him all day and night
Ballen hasss such big wood
Ballen by Joker939484 March 26, 2022
A looking male figure with a resemblance to a Catfish.

He may also come in forms of being sarcastic and nice with a bit of Asian fling.
"He is so Ballen."

"OMG, its a BALLEN!"

"You are a Ballen."
Ballen by Beef'nMie! November 12, 2015

Berliner Ballen

Berliner Ballen are baked Goods you can eat. They are round. They are filled with jam. Also an offensive term for a fat person as they too are round and greasy.
Me: look at Till!
You: He's adorable!
Till: I'm a Berliner ballen, look at me wobble!

Fresh and spicy just like a Berliner Ballen!
Berliner Ballen by Vici May 17, 2006

Free Ballen 

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
“Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”
Free Ballen by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023

Dikke alien ballen 

when ur in public u just scream it really loud in the netherlands it means u need help dikke alien ballen
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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