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Texas Ball Tease 

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?
Texas Ball Tease by Rydotra October 11, 2021

ball-tearer 

Australian slang. Something which is fabulously, excellently superb. See ripsnorter.
"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."
ball-tearer by Panda January 17, 2005

Ball-tased 

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.
While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack
Ball-tased by Marieldan January 9, 2021

Balltearer 

When something is so god damn awesome that the only word to explain it is balltearer
Fuck that song was a serious balltearer
Balltearer by PattyC09 December 2, 2009

ballteaser 

Someone who flirts with a man or for awhile before rejecting any advancements from him
Timmy: "Sarah was flirting with me all night but when I went to make a move, she completly rejected me"

Jimmy: "I know. Such a ballteaser"
ballteaser by Boydasaurus10 January 7, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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