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Texas Ball Tease 

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?
Texas Ball Tease by Rydotra October 11, 2021

ball-tearer 

Australian slang. Something which is fabulously, excellently superb. See ripsnorter.
"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."
ball-tearer by Panda January 17, 2005

Ball-tased 

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.
While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack
Ball-tased by Marieldan January 9, 2021

Balltearer 

When something is so god damn awesome that the only word to explain it is balltearer
Fuck that song was a serious balltearer
Balltearer by PattyC09 December 2, 2009

ballteaser 

Someone who flirts with a man or for awhile before rejecting any advancements from him
Timmy: "Sarah was flirting with me all night but when I went to make a move, she completly rejected me"

Jimmy: "I know. Such a ballteaser"
ballteaser by Boydasaurus10 January 7, 2017
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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