ball beard

when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.

dan stroked his ball beard thoughtfully as he perused the morning paper.

by susie panties January 18, 2009

baldbeard

a vagina, a clam, a fish taco, a pussy

i watched her shave her baldbeard.

by kelly farkas March 16, 2007

Ballbearer

Pallbearers carry corpses, Ballbearers carry heavy nutsacks on their firm shoulders.

"Whoo! My heavy balls are really weighing me down!"
*The ballbearer's ears perked up*

by swigginswooner March 20, 2023