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A dirty ho who has sex with your mother!
You are such a dirty Balionk!
balionk by Megan Skogsbergh April 16, 2005
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A dirty ho who cheats on you to have sex with you mother!
You are such a Balionk!
balionk by Megan Skogsbergh April 16, 2005
adjective. a term used to describe a state of bizarre disrepair. also, bonkers; berserk; off-the-wall; haywire
i think the answering machine was zapped by lightning while we were on vacation -- it's gone all balinky on us.
balinky by reginae September 8, 2008

balonkatonky 

Buh-lonk-uh-tonk-ee, A term originating from Cleveland meaning 'booty'. Normally used by children and younger teens to describe a medium to large buttocks. It is basically the same thing as a 'badonkadonk' or a 'jiggly-ass' without having people have any clue what the hell your talking about.
"What the hell, look at that balonkatonky go!"
balonkatonky by Buru-chan September 5, 2007
bonkers; berserk; off-the-wall; haywire
if you left a telephone message, the electricity ate it. i think the answering machine was zapped while we were gone -- it's all balinky and mostly devoid of life.
balinky by reginae September 8, 2008

Balonkadonk 

Balonkadonk means dog
This is balonkadonk
Balonkadonk by Ba-lonk-a-donk April 13, 2020
A person of loose moral value when intoxicated... Resulting in obscene public promiscuity

Someone who is a sexual predator and is shameless with it...
Guy A- "Dude did you see that girl sucking that other girls titties on the dancefloor???"

Guy B- "Yeh man, she's a Balion!!!"

Guy A- "TOTAL Balion!"
Balion by Benjamin Skankin August 24, 2011
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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