bald butter 

A gross oily or greasy bald head. Can also be the oily/greasy residue or yellowish stain left behind on clothing or objects caused by a bald buttered person.

Damn dude, look at that bald butter on your pillow!

bald butter by macmex August 14, 2007

Bald Eagle Battering Ram

This is a sexual act which involves 3+ men and one female. The Bald Eagle Battering Ram position is set up in the following manner: the female is sitting back on a couch/seat with her legs spread wide open (I.e., Reebok earrings), one bald male should have a dildo secured to his forehead via suction capabilities, and two men should be holding the bald male kegstand-style while swaying him back and forth so as to forcefully insert the forehead-positioned dildo into the female subject’s cabin. (Optional: If there is a 4th man involved, then the female subject should be positioned in doggy style while she gives sloppy domepiece to the 4th male subject.)

“Hey Jeff’s Boys, let’s go out and see if we can find a bartender who wants to get Bald Eagle Battering Rammed tonight!”

Bald Eagle Battering Ram by BuffaloJeff July 3, 2026

Ballbutter 

Ballbutter is the substance of life. Technical term, semen. Also known as jiz, cum, jesus juice, spunk and gentleman jelly.

When a male is just about to bust is load, then he shouts out to the female or male, depending on his preference, come, come and get some of my ballbutter.

Ballbutter by Spinchy79 July 29, 2016