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bald beaver 

It is a pussy that has been shaved.
A female that shaves her pubic hair has a bald beaver.
bald beaver by dude357 November 6, 2008

North American Bald Beaver 

Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.
Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"