balcombe

The best Village in the whole of sussex.
Contains a Pub, Social Club, Village Shop, Post Office, HairDressers, Tea Rooms, Primary School, Train Station, Various Churches.

Also Dan, Sam, Ben and Joe.

"Hey what you doing today mike?"

"Oh just heading over to Balcombe, see the lads ;)"

"Jealous :("

balcombe by Belbion January 24, 2008

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mr.balcombe

The almighty king! all hail and he will bless your soul with beauty. He is incredible.

OMG, all hail mr.balcombe

mr.balcombe by jesusfromtokyo January 23, 2019

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Batcombed

Batcombed describes a hairstyle that is created by repeatedly combing hair toward the scalp, causing the hair to tangle and knot up, which is used to create volume in some Goth hairstyles.

Look at that Trad Goth with the batcombed hairdo.

Batcombed by Jaydee Lasarus December 31, 2020

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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