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BalenoMachino

1.8 SPORTS Gtx Baleno is comonly found with old ladys and mums except for some balenos thats are boganised by people fucking the back suspension and bouncing the limiter alot the balenomachino was worshipped by a family of rats then the only son of the family of rats killed his family and stole the sacred Baleno to cut laps and do skids the interior is always stained with bourban and smells of buds this is how u identify the machino baleno from a nana baleno
person 1), "fuck did u see that blue wagon doing 160 down moorhouse with that fat dude screaming out the window"

person2), "That Baleno is not just any Baleno its a BalenoMachino"
BalenoMachino by Captain Skids December 2, 2009
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