baker fuck

When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.

"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."

baker fuck by abaddonis January 13, 2007

Baker fuck

Big time stoner imbicle

Chill out baker fuck your acting like an idiot nimrod I don't think you need anymore weed

Baker fuck by I remember April 5, 2016

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.

Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

Baker's Fuck by The Civil Word Servant October 19, 2010

Baker's Fuck

The act of having sexual intercourse on an oven, using kitchen utensils.

Me and my hot girlfriend did a Baker's Fuck.

I don't give a Baker's Fuck.

Baker's Fuck by Ash104 May 1, 2011

biker fuck 

Old biker that steals your girl

I hate that old biker fuck he took my girl

biker fuck by stomphehead October 21, 2015

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

I don't give a bakers fuck by zackgee July 12, 2016

Bake-fuck 

When a small group of people enclose themselves in a small room and load all of their pipes. You start them all at the same time, and you have to scream "bake-fuck!" as soon as you take a hit.

bake-fuck!

Bake-fuck by Bake-fuck master July 8, 2011