baked potate
baked potate by knotsandivy January 9, 2010
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Alabama baked potato
That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.
I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.
Alabama baked potato by Jonnyblaze1956 October 15, 2018
Loaded Baked Potato
Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.
Loaded Baked Potato by THAT GUY NUMBER 2 June 8, 2009
cleveland baked potato
The act of lining a woman's mouth with aluminum foil, and proceeding to take a huge shit in the foil.
cleveland baked potato by Bothee August 24, 2006
Baked Potato
Baked Potato by Atomik Menace October 21, 2011
Wendy's Baked Potato
When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.
Wendy's Baked Potato by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014
Baked Potato
I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"
Baked Potato by Yum--cake balls January 5, 2011
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