Baked Cookies

The act of getting high and watching porn on the internet for a long period of time.

Dude, Chad and I baked cookies last night on my girlfriends computer, it was chill.

by effinbrian March 27, 2011

Baked some air cookies

The act of preparing and serving out a fart. An air cookie generally takes time to brew in the bowels, however the wait is usually worth while.

I just baked some air cookies, get em while their hot!

by nickstergoose January 20, 2009

Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

Bake Cookies

Verb

1. Sexual Intercourse

Nick: Yo Kate what do you say we go bake cookies?

Kate: Okay sounds good to me

Nick: Perfect, now i have a chance to use my grandmas secret recipe

by The Master Cookie Chef March 3, 2009

Bake Cookies

the act of smoking marijuana in a secretive realistic way

Hey there Nana, lets bake cookies?

by RebeccaCepeda September 28, 2008

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012