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baitface 

someone who is easily recognisable on road, a person that everybody knows or knows of, not far from that six degree of separation
'Do you know melinda?'
'Yeh bruv, i know dat gal still i went to school with her'
'She's such a baitface blad, eveyone knows her'
baitface by Ruffneckz May 13, 2006
Words you can keep
When one gets to the point of inebriation usually felt at the end of a heavy nights drinking.....before actually going out for a heavy nights drinking. Only at the end of this kind of jaunt, can one be seriously considered as being Batfaced.

1) (At around 3am, one may quote) "Those three bottles of wine that I consumed before going out drinking have got me rather Batfaced"

2) To get an idea of the state that a Batfaced person may be in, try doing an impression of a bat sucking a lemon.
batfaced by matcuu December 13, 2008
Related Words
A woman so ugly she can only go out at night or hang out in dark bars
That girl is a total batface
Batface by MTB_EMD February 10, 2015
i' got batfaced on friday after drinking 20 pints
batfaced by will February 24, 2004
A person, normally a woman, who is so annoying that you want to break a baseball bat across her face.
"I can't stand her. She's such a batface I just want to break a louisville slugger across her nose."
Batface by monkeyslayer45 April 22, 2009
a comment you make to friends concerning the realisation that you are all about to get completely fucked.
Perosn 1 "what we doing now?"
Person 2 "going to get absolutely batfaced"
batfaced by PNLBKBCABSCTP December 19, 2011
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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