Sweat from the back region, particularly the small of the back, that turns your shirt game upside down. Grey t-shirts are particular harbingers of backspiration. The hotter and more humid it is, the bigger the backspiration stain. Sigh.
“Oh man, sometimes I hate walking around the city in the summer. It’s like backspiration central.”
Backspiration is when someone sweats profusely from his/her back causing a big wet mark. Backspiration is an undesirable occurrence unless actively trying to ward off members of the opposite sex.
Normally I’m super embarrassed by my backspiration, but it sure does help keep Joe, that creep from accounting, at bay.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.