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bagmf by helloliquid July 16, 2014
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bagfoot
A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.
bagfoot by Momus Naso February 25, 2011
bagfries
The fries found at the bottom of a fast food restaurant drive through/take out bag. These fries are commonly up for grabs when multiple meals are purchased due to their lack of ownership since they are not contained in an individuals fry container. Can also be applied to onion rings and other side orders although much less common.
BAGMI
A bagmi (pronounced bag-me) is a person who isn't going to make it to or survive through the planned event, generally due to being too drunk/wasted/tired to keep up with the party. Basically, Bitch Ain't Gonna Make It!