A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.

Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.

bagfoot by Momus Naso February 25, 2011

Related Words

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bahmf

bitch ass hoe mother fucker. an easy way to cuss at someone messing with you.

Kid~fight me
Me~ alright bahmf

bahmf by XxZoexX August 1, 2020

bamfatron

someone or something that exerts supreme bamfness.

wow! that fat guy with a machete is a bamfatron!

bamfatron by T money inda house August 17, 2009

bagfries

The fries found at the bottom of a fast food restaurant drive through/take out bag. These fries are commonly up for grabs when multiple meals are purchased due to their lack of ownership since they are not contained in an individuals fry container. Can also be applied to onion rings and other side orders although much less common.

Johnny "Hey, lets go to the McDonalds drive through, I'm starving."
Sally " I call the bagfries!!"

bagfries by Antho May 31, 2006

BAMF

Bad ass mother fucker

Man,Davis you are a BAMF and Martain you suck.

BAMF by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Word of the Day on December 23, 2019

BAGMI

A bagmi (pronounced bag-me) is a person who isn't going to make it to or survive through the planned event, generally due to being too drunk/wasted/tired to keep up with the party. Basically, Bitch Ain't Gonna Make It!

A to B: Hurry, lets go to the club and pop bottles!
B to A: I want to but I need to help her get into the club.
A to B: Oh hell no, forget her! She's BAGMI, run!

That girl puked all over the club. Kick that bagmi out!

BAGMI by StaKeD September 4, 2013

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026