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Bagel Bitch 

A man whore who sends seductive pictures of oneself doing innapropriate things with a bagel. These pictures turn many women on.
Hey did you hear about bagel bitch?

Yeah I bet he will get laid someday...
Bagel Bitch by Quackers14505 March 21, 2009
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Bagel Bitch 

A lesser known erotic way to please men. it's done by putting cream cheese in a bagel and then it being shoved into the pussy. then the guy eats the bagel while its still in the pussy.
Wife: Honey, lets do some thing new tonight.

Husband: Alright, lets do the Bagel Bitch tonight cause im hungry.
Bagel Bitch by Dave Yahoo! March 13, 2011

Half-Bagel-Bitch 

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.
“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.
WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.

throw that bitch a bagel 

The act of tossing a bagel through the air to a bitch, because bitches love bagels. (In some cases bagels are synonyms for stacks of money, as bagels are made of dough)
Throw that bitch a bagel. Bitches love bagels.

Man bitch jew bagel 

a d-bag teaher who's entention is to fail most of his teacher class
whats wron woth that man bitch jew bagel
Man bitch jew bagel by JUSE MAN April 14, 2009
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