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Bagel Bitch 

A lesser known erotic way to please men. it's done by putting cream cheese in a bagel and then it being shoved into the pussy. then the guy eats the bagel while its still in the pussy.
Wife: Honey, lets do some thing new tonight.

Husband: Alright, lets do the Bagel Bitch tonight cause im hungry.
Bagel Bitch by Dave Yahoo! March 13, 2011

Half-Bagel-Bitch 

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.
“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.
WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.

throw that bitch a bagel 

The act of tossing a bagel through the air to a bitch, because bitches love bagels. (In some cases bagels are synonyms for stacks of money, as bagels are made of dough)
Throw that bitch a bagel. Bitches love bagels.

Man bitch jew bagel 

a d-bag teaher who's entention is to fail most of his teacher class
whats wron woth that man bitch jew bagel
Man bitch jew bagel by JUSE MAN April 14, 2009
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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