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"Buy A Gun day" April 15th...tax day. Conceived by gun bloggers in an effort to encourage gun ownership and to demonstrate the strength of the US gun owners by suggesting that everyone buy a gun (ostensibly with their tax return) on April 15th every year.
I bought a .45 for my BAG day gun this year.
BAG day by Sailorcurt June 30, 2016
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Bad bag day 

Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.
God, I hope I am not in a car accident today. I have such a bad bag day
Bad bag day by E.Fjortoft July 18, 2007

garbage bag day

In sports, a day when multiple players are dismissed from a team, who at least symbolically - or even actually - load garbage bags with their locker belongings. A sorrowful event.
Today once again is garbage bag day, with the exodus of many preseason hopefuls who didn't survive the final cut from NFL football teams.
garbage bag day by Wildus Billus December 31, 2017

National bop bag day 

National bop bag day is on May 9th and we celebrate all the bop bags in the world
M: yoooooo c it’s national bop bag day

C: woo Andrew mush be exited

A: BOP BAGGGGG

National Out of Your Bag Day 

February 10, a day for humanity. One to remember and look forward to each and every year. For all us fellas going through the mud, todays the day where that mud is gone. Todays THAT DAY when you know that the bag has been on your back for too long. Congratulations fellas.
Yo dude! Tommorow is National Out of Your Bag Day! I don’t have to be depressed all the time anymore!

bag of day old dicks 

1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.

2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.

Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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